When the sun goes down, the moon takes his place. The stars take their place somewhere behind the haze of black clouds. Off the window there is a lingering light from a distance. It is all silent with a few snores in here and a few crickets chirping out there. And this is where it all starts.

Characters walk into my head. I pull covers over my head to stop them. Their approaching footsteps keep growing louder in my head. I try to assume them, that is when the beautiful girl shows up strutting all over. Sigh… I curse under my breath (Speak of the devil!)

A man approaches and offers to buy her a drink. I can’t avoid to laugh at his sweet nothings and before I know it, they fall in love. Maybe they will break up, I pray and wait, boy it never happens! She walks down the aisle and they have this emotional, meaningful and above all a joyful wedding.

Honey moon is here, they make love and beautiful babies. Beautiful babies start to cry weirdly all over. Without a care in the world they shit and fart in my head. Their parents start to argue and threaten each other. They file a divorce and I can hear the judge banging a gavel in the tables of my head calling for order.

Beautiful babies grow up to be thugs. One is shot dead and buried. The other meets Jesus and his life changes. He becomes a Bishop. Bishop goes rogue and feasts on a sister. Sister is blessed with a baby boy. The bishop dies. The baby boy goes for a DNA test to prove the bishop is the father, just to inherit that sadaka bought range rover….and then

And then this endless tale never ends in my head. There nights I can’t sleep, not because am in love but because am haunted. Am haunted by these characters, am haunted by their stories. Thats why am here, to silence these demons by writing them down and enjoy peaceful nights like everybody else. 

Maximum respect to all crazy creatives. I salute you all. These things are beautiful but demanding. They isolate us from reality and they create a make-believe world! Let’s keep creating….

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Men Of Cloth

Men Of Cloth



“The dog will be buried!” barked out Pastor John escorting the old man out of his office. Pastor John was the senior pastor of Methodist Church in Florida back in 1986. The old man’s dear dog had given up the ghost.

He was so attached to that dog that he went to his pastor and asked if he could conduct a funeral ceremony for the dog. Pastor John was shocked beyond words and trying not to be rude he said “We only conduct funerals for humans, not animals. However there is a new congregation two blocks down the street from here. You go there and ask if they will bless your dog.”

The man thanked Pastor John and said “Do you suppose they would also accept my donation of $1000 (Ksh100,000) for burying my dog?”  Pastor John’s face brightened at once and said “Hold it…. Come back. You didn’t tell me the dog was Christian.” Two days later Pastor John conducted a funeral service for the dog explaining how the dog was a faithful Christian until the time of its demiseI.

In 2045, when I will be narrating this story to my grandchildren, the location of this story will have changed from Florida to Kenya. The old man will be a certain government retired corrupt wealthy man living in Karen. Pastor John will be a certain charismatic superstar preacher of Nairobi with a lofty title, maybe ‘prophet-doctor’ since two titles are better than one.

When I am old and withered, which is not too long from now given the haste with which my body parts are falling apart. I will tell my grandchildren about the Church of Kenya.

With the modern advancement in technology and the availability of bundles mwitu, I may opt to narrate the story to them online ‘maybe on twiraa’ or I will blog it. Since I need to save time in future for spitting anyhowly around my village, let me just blog that story and save the link for them.

Since it is in Kenya we make any kind of prayer I pray that God will close your eyes from my poor grammar so that you may read the message that is of greater value. Take a sit and read this.

Ciana cia Ciana cikwa Children of my children” with a croaky voice “Daniel Muniu Kabui who is the man I am named after was a priest in a Kenyan Church. My uncle describes him as a man who preached so plain that a child could understand. My grandpa preached about God’s wrath and judgement day. He also preached how hell will be so hot that you could feel the heat while listening to his sermon. He also taught people about the importance of prayers.

Grandpa was a humble man preaching around Kiambu county independent churches. He attended church meetings for weeks and ministered on Sundays. He was a small scale farmer with 2 cows, a small tea plantation and grew crops which were only sold when our consumption rate was lower than the produce.

Regular visitors in our home were Men of God who came to seek his advice. I loved this Men of God not because they were ministers of good news but because each time they visited my grandma would buy bread and sugar ‘which was so rare by then’. I would stick around as they were being served and I would gladly partake Chai-Mkate with the servants of God. Am I not blessed, for eating on the same table with anointed men?

My grandfather is a good illustration of the old day’s pastors. They were not rich and had a simple life. They worked to eat and trusted in God fully. The latter-day men of the cloth only preach prosperity gospel. They preach; God is the sole provider while they rob the penniless flock with dubious means like the 310 and some Form 2 Chemistry.

Ironically, they preach; God is the creator yet they pretend to manufacture babies magically with their anointed seeds. They preach about purity and against adultery yet they feast on that choir sister and if we dare point it out they ooze with ‘let he who has not sinned cast the first stone’ and will all keep quiet before they shut us up with their anointing.

They preach about the kingdom of God belonging to the poor yet the work of poor people in those churches is to wash the church, sing loudly, dance and collapse on the floor when the pastor declares “fire!”.

Heads turn when this men of God walk around the streets of Nairobi. The scenario is always a mighty man of God walking among us mere mortals. Sorry, they actually don’t walk, they drive state-of-the art cars with more than four chase cars, full of bodyguards to protect a man who preaches about Jehovah-Roi ‘God our Fortress and protector’.

Why lie, this guys are in their own class. Their clothes are bought brand new from shops abroad since they have no time for iron-resistant mitumba. I have been in church for a long time and I have a thing for fashion and brands so I am at a good position of giving an honest assessment of their outfits.
These preachers have a sense of fashion, their clothes are brand new designer wear, yet they choose uncommon colours like red, green, indigo Their shoes are the latest make and their colognes are the loudest in town. If you have ever hugged a prosperity preacher, you must be feeling what am saying.

The Bible to them is a source of fame and fortune never a guidebook. They have a way with their words and they are very poetic. They will definitely give a trained journalist a run for his money until you invite them to the studio and they will kill English and conduct a funeral for it. When they start preaching, especially women are electrified *touched. While thumping the Bible they will proclaim a lot of blessings on your life, cast out demons and send them to journalists and bloggers since we don’t spare them.

Let me also draw daggers at Catholic priests about the polio vaccine. This guys were opposing the ongoing polio vaccine administration yet they do not have biological children and do not stand a chance to experience the challenge of raising a disabled child. Was that logical really?

Speaking about flocks in Kenyan churches you can’t miss to notice that some are literally sheep and they can do anything the pastor says. Due to this somebody needs to move to court soon and demand at the end of each sermon an announcement is made that ‘do what the pastor says at your own risk’. These followers believe in the pastor more than the bible such that the pastor says jump they ask how high. They will jump to the height demanded and sell all their property and give the pastor all the cash.

It is only in Kenya we had an opportunity of hosting the self-proclaimed god -Jehovah Wanyonyi. This funny god had 70 wives and 95 children, that is not even close to the holy trinity yet the ‘Lost Israelites’ who were actually very lost, followed him. Si hiyo ni umbuzi nduguzanguni? Some funny doctrines I see in this country leave me wondering whether to close my eyes and cry or open my mouth and cry.

My dear friends, there are more than 4000 registered churches in this country belonging to a variety of religious denominations. They range from mega churches with more than 1000members to evangelical offshoots with a membership ranging from 5-50 in numbers.

According to 2009 census, 75% of the Kenyan citizens are Christians.  That around 31Million Christians.  The protestant population was 18million while Catholic population was 9million as other Christian denominations was 4million.

Churches in Kenya are united under one umbrella body known as NCCK (National Council of Churches of Kenya) with the mission of facilitatong unity of the Christian church in Kenya. The current chairperson is Rev. Canon Rosemary Mbogo.

No! We don’t have a voice, although the NCCK holds a lot of press-conferences than the government. They like commenting about everything in Kenya yet the government pays no attention to them. This week I was expecting them to comment on the Eurobond Issue but its looks it is so complex for them to comprehend.

In my opinion the Kenyan church has turned into a theatre with lifelong contenders for the absurd Oscar nominations. We hit the headlines with church fights and divisions. We electrocute church doors and gates to keep our church enemies away. We have also made the blood of Jesus a commodity that we sell to the sick, orphans and the poor.

We have forgotten there was only one Jesus and we have allowed charismatic preachers to occupy the space of Jesus in our lives. They have brain washed us and replaced the word of God with their opinions and philosophies. They have blinded us that we can’t even notice when the bible is misinterpreted.

Remember the government watches all this drama and even comes to settle conflicts in our churches. Why then do we assume they can consult or listen to us?

We are so many Christians in this Kenya not to have a voice. Corruption will not end because it all starts from the pastors robbing us.

My friends, it’s high time you internalised this truth: Pastors’ blessings are not a cure to our problems.  The cure is linked in our brains. It flows from our faith in Jesus Christ. It’s hinged on our admission that we are sinners and deserve the grace of God. This cure is grounded in our capacity to live in unity as brothers and sisters while loving one another as Christ commands.

Remember Jesus washed our sins away not our brains. If we want to have a voice we need to use brains and make an Impact in our country thus changing the world.

God bless Kenya! #OneNationOnePeople! #Tribe254

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Uji ya Mama Shiku

Uji ya Mama Shiku

It is on Friday,  29th July 2016, 1800hrs. Time Zone, GMT +03:00, Limuru Time

He grabs a porridge filled old metallic cup, probably made in China. He closes his eyes and takes a sip. A glug echoes in the dark corner as he swallows. With his eyes closed he feels the hot porridge meandering through his oesophagus. And lands with a thud in his stomach causing a borborygmus. Belching, he slowly opens his eyes in the dark corner of Mama Shiko’s Hotel.

He sits here all alone. There is something about this hotel-something that makes it look deserted. Something that makes him settle for it. Something lonely. Something calming. The hotel is located 50metres from the gate of his grandmother’s home. Mama Shiko’s Hotel neighbours Kimutu forest. 10kilometres from Limuru town and 12 Kilometers from Githunguri town. It is part of the withered Karichu shopping centre which is alone from the main Gitiha shopping centre. Don’t Google search it, won’t find a thing but it exists.

A wicked wind from the forest blows through the window and sips into him. It curdles his blood eliciting a hiss. It massages his muscles and leaves him rejuvenated. He looks at his phone with a lot of expectations. Expectations that a certain Human Resource Manager will just call in and say “You have landed a job/internship with us, please report on Monday”. Ooooh boy the phone doesn’t ring. Sad. Mad. Angry.

A ball forms in his throat. Tears hang in his eyes. They are about to flow. He bites his lip and pushes them back. With bitterness, he takes another gulp closing his eyes. He doesn’t open them otherwise it will rain tears. His mind turns into a movie of a sorts. He watches; a girl preparing to attend a Friday night party, a pastor preparing a sermon for a Kesha, a father driving home to catch up with his family during the weekend. It dawns on him life is moving on despite his woes. He opens his eyes, unlocks his phone, dials 1-0-0 and calls Safaricom customer care and asks them how they are doing. Ok, I’m kidding, he does not call them.

He hates staying idle, so to kill time he religiously drinks uji ya Mama Shiko at 6p.m. Mama Shiko is another hardworking woman in this village. She is among the few special species of village women, who are entrepreneurial and never get scared at been judged. Mama Shiko is a peace loving woman but turns nuts if any man (or boy for that matter) tries her daughter- Shiku. Rumours have it, she awarded a guy several hard slaps for preying on her daughter. Next week Shiko will be home for August vacation, if they don’t burn their school over the weekend.  That’s an if.

He takes the third sip as he contemplates on where to go next week. Shiko is coming home, thus he has to keep away to avoid drama.

Looking at the hotel walls like he wants to cause them to dissapear he gets to deep thoughts “This women don’t trust me with their girls….. They think all campus guys are womanizers and Casanovas…. What if I tell them am saved? …. well I would just be wasting my precious saliva…” mimicking their voices in head and the drama rolls:

Mama Kamau: (Wagging a finger) Muniu and Jesus or Jesus and Muniu…. Or whoever comes first….What would those two really talk about?

Mama Njeri: By the way he has problems with our pastor… ati hataki kupakwa anointing oil…

Mama Mercy: (acting shocked) Why now? Nini mbaya na huyo mtoto?

Mama Njeri: Naskia akisema if the blood of Jesus didn’t deliver you completely, Anointing oil can’t. Blame it on the university…

(Impromptu silence… He passes by )

Mama Shiru: (pointing with her mouth) By the way kwanini hajapata kazi na alikuwa university?

(Silence…. Dead silence)

Mama Kamau: (veins popping out of her neck like somebody avoiding to fart loudly, as she tries not to be loud) nilisikia anatafuta na hapati…. He is now cutting firewood and selling milk, who knows? Maybe Jesus atamsaidia…

Laughter follows

Hahahhahaha, Atta Boy! Thii Ukiumaga!

Back at the Hotel: He is busting out, nothing can stop him from drowning his nose in the porridge. He laughs until Mama Shiko thinks this guy is nuts. Mama Shiko is tempted to laugh but chooses not to.

“What wrong with you. Why are you laughing alone?” Mama Shiko asks smiling

“Because you have a very big head” he feels like starting a fight but he stops after realising he is not a match for this woman. She can beat you up and serve you for dinner.

“Nothing at all Mama Shiko” He takes the sixth sip. His eyes escort Mama Shiko who is walking out and realises this woman is beautiful compared to some women around here.*No adultery. ‘Like mother like daughter’ He tosses around that familiar phrase in his mind.  What if somebody asked me to describe Shiko- he thinks and starts:

Shiko is the type of a girl you see and your heart skips a beat, knees get weak, and you feel like instantly falling in love, marrying and living with her forever. She is the most beautiful thing in this neighbourhood. She got this figure that naughty boys with big appetites escort with their big eyes. Her smile can make you divorce your girl and start chasing her. Her smile is not forged but natural and innocent. She is so hot that she can cause Limuru cold go away…..

Did I just hear Cephas whisper “arggggggh si umuoe basi”

Did I just hear Mike shout “Aki nipe number yake” while biting his finger.

Did I just break my girlfriend’s heart and she is like “Nitakuacha”

Did Mash just react “Bro, Kwani uliachana na Yesu?”

Did I just hear my pastor confirm his theory “Si nilisema ni kama amebackslide, angalia hasara ya kutopakwa mafuta”

Did I just hear Shiko react “awwwwwwh….. I surrender!” while chewing gum furiously.

Ooook, okkk, ok guys I promise to stop

To avoid all this drama happening at once, he tries to stop his mind from thinking about that innocent girl. He thinks “But my lady is still the most beautiful, breath-taking and the most fantastic woman in the world”

Do you now see where this story is headed?  Guys am sorry, this story is leading us nowhere. There is no lesson here… It is one of this guy swallowing porridge creative writing.

He recently opened a WhatsApp group where he is the only member and admin.
How now? He opened a group. Added his EX. Then removed her.
Why now?  To send a message home. You did not left, I removed you.
What is this group for? One, to overcome the writers block which Microsoft word makes a nightmare. And two, to obey the writers greatest commandment “Thou shall create and freeze thee moments into thee words” That how idle this boy is. He writes very well in groups. Anytime, anywhere in this group he types anything that comes in his mind. If you are reading this in a blog, just know I leaked it……

He takes the final sip. Between him and poverty is Ksh20 only. He had to contemplate whether to feed his body or his data bundles guzzler phone. He settled for a Bamba 10 and decided to swallow the rest 10 bob as a hot cup of Uji. It is getting dark, time to go….

He is Mr Lucy and his new lifestyle… just a vanity!

If you come around just grab uji ya Mama Shiko. It is the sweetest thing around.

Our Modern ‘Fathers’

Our Modern ‘Fathers’

Yesterday I watched in shock a distant uncle of mine urinating outside my house. For the footnotes: he was doing it in front of children. To clear the air: actually I did not watch, I just saw because it is disgusting to look at such humiliating scenario. He was extremely drunk and he had no idea how he happened at our place. His ‘habitat’ is about 3kms from our place but he had travelled all the way to a pub neighboring our home for a drink. After some inquiry from my grandmother later, I came to find out just like the prices of makeup, he has increased his level of consumption of late.

“He works the whole day and later drinks to the last coin” my grandmother indicated. Today in the frenzy of father’s day wishes my mind recalled this guy is father to two beautiful girls. And I am right now wondering who is there for those kids as a dad?  How do they feel when they see their dad drunk? What type of ladies will they grow up to be? Will they even admire to be married? I can only pray they will not grow up thinking all men are the same.


On Happy Mother’s day, I posted a poem to appreciate our mothers. Today been Father’s Day I cannot even get a letter to write in a poem for the modern day fathers. Right from my own father who run away from his responsibilities. That the greatest form cowardice, but anyway, anybody fertile can be a father and but it takes a man of character to be a dad.

The man I grew up around as a father figure was my grandfather. I admired how he solved issues without creating drama. He worjed hard to make sure we never slept hungry despite having no formal job. He was a small scale farmer and a pastor, by then prosperity gospel was not the order of the day. The message of tithing was not loud enough and I clearly recall my mum offering Ksh.10 (add and highlight the word ONLY). As if that not enough, the source of the 10bob happened to be his father who was the pastor. Now that what real fathers do; they provide offering to their kids.

Later he passed on while I was in class four. And he left a gap that only the man called Jesus was able to fill as
narrates. But am grateful he taught me how to pray and ignited passion in me to serve God fully in my life.


As I am writing this my fingers are shaking because am totally worried about the future fathers. In 5 to 10 years’ time, people of my age will be fathers.  We future fathers have grown up in a society where our modern fathers are not dads anymore. It is our modern Fathers leading us in IEBC demos. It is our modern fathers inciting us against each other in the political arena. It is our fathers giving and receiving bribes. It is our very modern fathers who are our running mates in hunting women. Basic morals and values escaped their souls long ago and right now they are sponsoring our beautiful girlfriends who should be their daughters. It is our modern fathers who…..  (add the list)

Statistics from a study carried out by Mr. Lucy show the number of modern fathers in church has decreased. The study shows their number has drastically increased in pubs and brothels. The study indicated that some are working for long hours and rarely have time for their families. Shockingly, the research findings reveals that some modern fathers have turned into village veterinaries, impregnating every girl they come across.

“They are always in clubs drinking with us and watching football with us” a concerned respondent revealed.

Mr. Lucy’s research findings formulated a hypotheses for my own research proposal. My research questions include: Who will nature the boy child to be a man? Is it our mothers? In my literature review, different scholars have studied the effects of absent fathers. Professor Muniu (2015, pg. 32) observes there men who physically look like women in our society. They behave like women, walk like women and talk like women. They use white towels, white bedsheets and use make up. In his book “Power of Prayer”, Pastor Daniel writes that this type of men pray they don’t grow beards and their voice never deepens. Dr. Diana (2014) attributes this to absent fathers.

With this studies we can come to a bitter conclusion without collecting any data that our modern fathers have neglected their duties. We can also conclude that you can never take people where you have never been and so our mothers cannot be able to raise boys to men alone. Allow me to make recommendations since we already have conclusions from the literature review.


Recommendations to Modern Fathers
1. Go to church and let our Father in Heaven teach you to be a good father.
2. Have moments with your sons, teach them to walk and talk like men.
3. Teach them how to handle women but avoid lustful thoughts for young ladies.
4. Be a man enough and take up your responsibilities! Provide for your family and have a good time with them.

Recommendations to future Fathers
1. Let us learn from our moderns fathers, copy and paste their good habits but delete their bad habits.
2. If you impregnate a girl in what you call an accident. Please accept you are the one who caused the accident and take care of the victims. Kids are blessings. He maybe the next President.
3. Choose to honor, love, respect, adore and be faithful to one woman. Acha Ufisi!

Today I am making a blog call if not an altar to all Fathers to be dads. And to my fellow young men let us grow up to be great dads to our kids. Let us keep to heart that real men are not defined by how fast they run away from problems but by how well they can face them. Let future dads stand and be counted!

Finally to the few remnants who are dads… I wish you Happy Father’s Day. Keep up and mentor our generation to change the future.

Wanjiru & Kamau

Wanjiru & Kamau

KamauuI remember when Kamauu and Wanjiru exchanged vows. It was a bright cold Saturday afternoon on July 2010. I don’t know the reason Kamauu decided to get married on July but I can clearly recall the moment after they exchanged the vows. It was the best of times, it was full of anxiety, it was a turning point in the couple’s lives, it was a heart-breaking moment to all crushes of Kamau and Wanjiru and it was a moment of silence as we fixed our eyes on the pastor.

Silence reigned in this church which was full to capacity. Apart from reigning it also hung in the atmosphere like that suspended moment before a falling glass shatters on the ground. It was a gaping void, needing to be filled with sounds, words or anything. It looked like those suffering from verbal diarrhoea were healed.

Anxiety clung to every person in this congregation like a poisonous cloud, which at any moment could choke life from them. It seeped into their every pore, like a poison slowly paralyzing them from either speech or movement as we all expected the presiding pastor to say something. The pastor knew we were eagerly waiting and in doses started administering to us what we needed to cure our anxiety.

PASTOR:    (Clearing his throat) Kamau and Wanjiru, you have expressed your love to one another through the commitment and promises you have just made before God and this congregation (pauses and looks at the couple) It is with these in mind that I now pronounce you as a husband and a wife.

(The pastor pauses as congregation cheers as women go to a frenzy of hearty African ululations)

PASTOR: (Sarcastically) you have kissed a thousand times, maybe more. But today the feeling is new.

(Laughter follows as some laugh in a queer manner, there are noises and murmuring in the crowd)

PASTOR: (clears his throat as noises calm down) No longer will you kiss simply as partners or best friends, you have become husband and wife and you can now seal the agreement with a kiss. Today, your kiss is a promise. (Pauses amidst laughter)

PASTOR: (Continues with an appealing voice) Kamau you may now kiss the bride.

Are you waiting for me to describe what was next? Well I know you know what happened. Or should I get to the nitty gritty of what Kamau did? Let me continue that story on another day.Kissing

Five years down the line Kamauu and Wanjiru have kept their vows. If I was a pastor I would have asked you to appreciate them with a heavy hand clap, but since I don’t want you to drop your phone and stop scrolling, let me spare you for today. God has blessed them with two amazing beautiful girls who are twins. May they grow up gaining favour from God and men. And may they be instruments of change that will impact this world like never before.

So the other day I met my friend Kamauu in the streets of Nairobi, for a catch-up we decided to grab a cup of tea at Java (yes tea not coffee) and discuss how life has been. It was here that he disclosed to me they have been blessed with twins and I made the above benedictions. After the benedictions I made a comment that I should not have made if I only knew what was next. “You are so blessed to have Shiru*wife, Truly whoever finds a wife finds what is good and receives favour from the LORD” I concluded with a verse.

Kamauu with his smiley face looked at me for a moment and then asked “So brother Dan, do you want also to receive favour from God?” Of course I said YES with my unreasoning mouth. The next words that shot out of Kamauu were a punchline to be endured. “So brother Dan, find a wife and stop being single”. I knew I could not beat him in an argument so I decided to change the topic and place him on the receiving end.

“Well, I am still single and not searching, I am waiting on the Lord, His time is the best….. Kamau since one day I will be searching… would mind telling me how you met Shiru?” I asked getting a bit proud since I knew Kamauu would not be willing to get in to those details. In a summary he said this:

“This one nice afternoon, I was heading to equity bank to pay fees for my brother. It was my first time to pay fees in a bank and so I needed some assistance. I approached the customer care desk, and the seat was vacant. As I was looking around my eyes shot daggers at this young beautiful lady in her early 20s, with a cleavage that had not started battling gravity and the kind of smile that had not been weighed down by the troubles of life. As she approached the desk she noticed I was looking at her.

“Young man, how can I assist you?” she asked in her beautiful voice which ended my one in a lifetime ogling. Instead of simply saying “I don’t know how to pay fees” I asked her if they had changed the fees paying protocol. This was because I did not want to create an impression in her that I am a Mshamba. She ignored that and explained to me how to pay the fees. “Can I have your number? Incase next time I come around and get lost in here, I don’t have to wait on this desk” I asked and she was nice and gave me her number.

Later in the evening I called to thank her for assistance *not actually the motive. Just I was about to end the call I asked her if she would mind meeting me for a cup of tea. It looks like the feeling was mutual and she agreed to meet at a certain hotel in Limuru. To me that was the first date and the first love. The most awaited day finally came as we had planned, it is at that date where our love journey began and up to today it is still intact. Only death will do us apart” my friend Kamau concluded the story.a-lovely-cup-of-tea

Not yet satisfied I asked him “What has kept you together all this years?” He said LOVE. But I insisted “tell me more”. “Dan, what has kept us all this years is love and God. We are always available to each other when we need each other most. When I am down, she lifts me up. We never judge each other but we agree. We are sincere to each other. We understand and support each other’s dreams and ambitions. Shiru is a special part of my being.” Kamau concluded with this powerful statement and the tea was over and we bid each other goodbye as I asked him to say hi to Shiru and the kids “Tell the kids, Uncle Dan says Hi”

Later I came to a conclusion that love is a beautiful feeling and it actually exists. In last blogpost ‘Part 1”, many of my readers raised concerns in the ground I was trending on and the way I approached the Issue. I can say I am not writing this to make anybody feel guilty for being in love. Being in Love is not wrong, so is being single.

I don’t have an issue with those in relationships that resemble the relationship between Kamauu and Wanjiru. But I have an issue with those in a conspiracy to defeat singleness. Those who think people are single because they are not attractive or persuasive enough. One of my contributors said that in this generation being single is something that gets your peers worried and working their heads off to try and ‘hook you up’ of which she attributes to a misconception that you start living when you fall in love, she describes this as a fallacy.

If you are in a relationship that is doing well like Kamauu, don’t leave and don’t feel bad about it. I will not speak about love because I don’t understand it. There are a lot of philosophies and theories about love and I am not ready to commit an intellectual suicide to add one. Love is both amazing and confusing. At a particular time people are so close and the next moment they don’t want to see each other.

Kamau married her first love and in their dating period they behaved in a Godly manner. In this generation… How many of us are patient like Kamau who I call Kamauu to wait for the right time? How many like him can wait until they are through with education to start dating? How many relationships are on the right path? Will I attend your wedding and narrate? Will I even remember? How many are willing to stay single? Actually; why stay single?

Join me in Part 3 as I pursue history on singleness and people who have made it single… Until then have a nice weekend and Share this post to your friends, family and congregation. Contribute….

*Kamau who I call Kamauu is not a real name. He is my friend in the world of Fiction.

Holy War

Holy War

ReligionIn my ‘old days’ as a 5years innocent but naughty and nosy boy, I recorded with my two small eyes a bloody fight that occurred in my local church which I later saved the unedited file in my tiny head. As I revisited the video gallery in my ‘big head’ currently, I watched a clip where one of my uncle’s head was bleeding after being hit by a flying stone in a church compound. Curiosity overwhelmed me and I couldn’t control myself and pressed the rewind button.

As I was rewinding I saw older men and women walking in to the church gate with all manner of crude weapons: Machetes, Knives, Firewood pieces, whips, swords, hammers, nails, Jembes and all types of Shamba tools, shockingly none was carrying a bible. At first they got me thinking that Calvary ‘where Jesus was crucified’ has miraculously migrated to their church compound. As I erased that superstitious idea another crazy idea stated that; maybe there was Community project in the church.

The two ideas didn’t make sense, because why would one need a Jembe to crucify Jesus? And why would one need a whip for communal work? Since the two ideas didn’t make sense, I decided to press the rewind button again. In the 5th second in the clip, it was a Sunday afternoon in the church hall and “anointed men and women” were seated in the pews as they faced the man of the cloth. The man of the cloth was presiding over church leaders’ elections or the so called nominations. Things were going on well until this short old man stood up and said nomination will not take place because he is the one chosen to be the Chairman of that church until he departs the earth. The pews could not hold the weights anymore as the bodies of the angry congregation went against the law of gravity and stood up to produce screams and curses. I had to mute the audio first to allow obscene words in the church pass. The last thing my mental video contained were two groups in the church fighting with fists, I think my mum got me out of that place before my two eyes which acted well than journalistic cameras in a crises could record any more.

News that make headlines in many cases have a Subject Matter Expert (SME) to offer insights and additional information to enable the public understand the situation. In my case I decided to employ the same theory and searched for a SME. My SME was my old grandmother who at the introduction of his opinion stated that my grandfather who was a reverend in this church had being imprisoned in Kamiti Maximum prison for this church wrangles. She also informed me that the short old man became the Chairman of that Church until his soul escaped the Earth, this happened after a division occurred in that church which gave birth to her current church now. “mwana wa mwana wakwa” “My child of my child’ she called as she began her opinion “Religion should not cause war ever!” She said and added nothing else.

Today, as an adult being in the media world and using real cameras now rather than my tiny eyes, watching real videos on TV screens rather than my mental video gallery and reading opinions from SMEs on the Newspapers; I live as a confused lot from my grandmother words that ‘RELIGION SHOULD NEVER CAUSE WAR’. Not until I found myself as a blogger and a journalist, and my duty was calling me to offer opinions and inform the public…. Look out for the opinions in the next blogpost coming soon focusing on Al-Shabaab, Muslims, Christians and Atheists of “Does Religion cause war and violence? “part 2

For now help me answer this Question: Does Religion cause war and violence?

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